'This Shit Is Going To Be Delicious' Apron
Think your culinary skills are questionable at best? Perfect. This apron was basically made for you (or Rye, who’s probably burning something right now). With its bold proclamation — “This Shit Is Going To Be Delicious” — it’s the ultimate flex for anyone who thinks the smoke alarm is just a fancy kitchen timer.
Rock it at home, impress literally no one, and watch your guests nervously nibble while pretending everything is totally fine. Hey, it might actually turn out delicious… or at least you’ll look confident while trying.
Grab this apron and serve up sarcasm with a side of maybe-edible dinner. Cheers to whatever’s cooking!
More details
- 70% polyester, 30% cotton
- Fabric weight: 9 oz/yd² (305 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Rye Supply Store
- Email: theryesupplystore-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.